Chode Fingers

1. Someone who has really fat fingers

Hey Dylan how do you dial a phone with those Chode Fingers.

Chode snuggler

One who snuggles with a chode.

"Did you hear that Jameil spent the night with Alex?"
"No way! Alex has a chode!"
"Yeah, Jameil is such a chode snuggler."

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angry chode

When someone, who is angry they have a Chode, deliberately gets AIDS and starts having sex with every single person possible.

Kyle Perskoski was the first person to ever successfully spread the angry chode, which went to 417 women and 42 men.

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Ranga Chode

a rather stubby orange chode.

Justin has a ranga chode, its two inches long.

chode-dinger

When one is sitting, usually while driving, one would place your phone on vibrate. Once the phone is on vibrate one would place it between his or her legs in the (chode) area. Once somebody calls, the subject would receive a suprsing, kinda good feeling, ringer.

Guy 1: dude, i heard you were in an accident.
Guy 2: yeah man, it sucked.
Guy 1: what happened man?
Guy 2: well i was driving, and my mom called, and she gave me a chode-dinger.
Guy 1: Oh. well that happens.

chode yodeling

The sound made when one receives a vigorous porn-like deepthroating.

Cindy's gangbang included several encounters that were nothing short of beautifully renditioned chode yodeling.

chode whisperer

When a gay man is performing a rim job on another fag, and talks dirty into the said chode, to heighten sensual atmosphere.

With a lispe Shartz exclaimed to his partner, you dirty chode whisperer, I can hardly contain my gayness!

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