A hot fucking Mexican kid that everyone wants his dick in there mouth
Damn I want to fuck Christian Hernandez
A person who is Christ-like. A person who endorses the teachings of Christ through their daily choices and interactions.
A Christian (genuine) is a person who gives up all of their belongings to live a self-less, purposeful, spiritual life devoted in its entirety to serving others (just like the life of Christ).
A ‘Christian Turk’ is a phrase used to explain a highly unlikely event occurring – for instance that of someone born in Turkey being Christian.
Since up to 98 percent of the population are Muslims, Christians are obviously a minority religion in Turkey. Because it is a secular country, the only Muslim country in the world that has no state religion, the Constitution guarantees religious freedom, and tolerance is the rule. The population includes members of the Armenian Apostolic and Greek Orthodox churches, Roman and Eastern Catholics, and Jews. Today, approximately 120,000 Christians and 26,000 Jews live in Turkey, out of 73 million of the total population.
In western culture the phrase Christian Turk is used when you know the chances of something happening are slim.
For instance: 1) Winning the Lottery, 2) Hitting a Bulls Eye in Darts, 3) Scoring 3 points in Basketball for an amateur.
There is a 0.1% chance of being a Christian in Turkey, hence if you won the lottery you would be called a Christian Turk.
Person 1: Has he got a round of drinks in yet?
Person 2: Of course not, fat chance of that happening - he's like a Christian Turk!
A person commonly found sexually attractive to the majority of people (men and women) in the world.
Eva Green: Ooh, I think everyone finds that guy attractive. He's a Christian Holmes!
Ironically one of the most soulless genres of music ever.
Person 1: Hey, you should listen to the new CD I just bought.
Person 2: Really? I'm hoping it will be original. What are the songs about? Are they about real-world issues and humanity's relationship with one another or something creative in that manner?
Person 1: No, they're about Jesus. 54 minutes and 17 seconds of JESUS. It's Christian rock.
Person 2: ...
A girl who claims to be a devout christian, but is actually a thot. She can be seen at your mans house on a saturday night, and at church sunday morning.
Someone who kind of believes in God, but doesn't do much Christian shit, like read the bible or go to church every week.
Person 1: "Oi mate, why d'u go to church last weekend"
Person 2: "i'm a Casual Christian"