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Christian Goth

Yes They exist!
OK like, you believe in Jesus is the only way to get saved and you aren't like a hypocrite or anything and You have the same religion as other true christians and you can still keep the blue hair,safet pins, trenchcoat, spikes,chains, dog collar,hot topic's apperal, boots, peircings,eyeliner,white make-up...etc!

Goth#1: Hey man, i'm going to a medium tonight want to come?
Goth#2: Nah way, Zues, I'm a christian goth.I got church Want to come?
Goth#1 sure.

by marie Jimenez September 16, 2005

346πŸ‘ 144πŸ‘Ž


christian hernandez

A hot fucking Mexican kid that everyone wants his dick in there mouth

Damn I want to fuck Christian Hernandez

by TyroneMagnum March 6, 2016

22πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Christian (Genuine)

A person who is Christ-like. A person who endorses the teachings of Christ through their daily choices and interactions.

A Christian (genuine) is a person who gives up all of their belongings to live a self-less, purposeful, spiritual life devoted in its entirety to serving others (just like the life of Christ).

by keepitrealppl August 6, 2010

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Christian Turk

A β€˜Christian Turk’ is a phrase used to explain a highly unlikely event occurring – for instance that of someone born in Turkey being Christian.

Since up to 98 percent of the population are Muslims, Christians are obviously a minority religion in Turkey. Because it is a secular country, the only Muslim country in the world that has no state religion, the Constitution guarantees religious freedom, and tolerance is the rule. The population includes members of the Armenian Apostolic and Greek Orthodox churches, Roman and Eastern Catholics, and Jews. Today, approximately 120,000 Christians and 26,000 Jews live in Turkey, out of 73 million of the total population.

In western culture the phrase Christian Turk is used when you know the chances of something happening are slim.

For instance: 1) Winning the Lottery, 2) Hitting a Bulls Eye in Darts, 3) Scoring 3 points in Basketball for an amateur.

There is a 0.1% chance of being a Christian in Turkey, hence if you won the lottery you would be called a Christian Turk.

Person 1: Has he got a round of drinks in yet?
Person 2: Of course not, fat chance of that happening - he's like a Christian Turk!

by Jack Roseby April 4, 2008

25πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Christian Holmes

A person commonly found sexually attractive to the majority of people (men and women) in the world.

Eva Green: Ooh, I think everyone finds that guy attractive. He's a Christian Holmes!

by yesiknowimananimal December 22, 2008

20πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


christian rock

Ironically one of the most soulless genres of music ever.

Person 1: Hey, you should listen to the new CD I just bought.
Person 2: Really? I'm hoping it will be original. What are the songs about? Are they about real-world issues and humanity's relationship with one another or something creative in that manner?
Person 1: No, they're about Jesus. 54 minutes and 17 seconds of JESUS. It's Christian rock.
Person 2: ...

by The Bad Guy February 4, 2007

325πŸ‘ 142πŸ‘Ž


Christian Thot

A girl who claims to be a devout christian, but is actually a thot. She can be seen at your mans house on a saturday night, and at church sunday morning.

That girl is a christian thot

by thottie246 March 4, 2019

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž