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ungodly hour of the day; waking up with the chickens
What happened? why are you calling me? what time is it, chicken o clock in the morning?
Eating a lot of Taco Bell late at night and going to bed right after. After a few hours you rip a fart so hard that it wakes you and those around you.
You shouldn't have eaten that fourth meal. I woke up thanks to your Taco Bell Alarm Clock.
When one farts/sharts so loud in the morning that it wakes up your wife or significant other next to you.
After having a late night burrito, I got gas so bad that this morning I farted so loud, that I woke up my wife next to me. Thus I created a Brown Note Alarm Clock. Needless to say she was not happy with the accidental Dutch Oven that occurred as well. See also Dutch Oven.
A very precise battery powered timepiece.
I bought an atomic clock form Sharper Image.
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Straddle a sleeping person as if in the 69 position and repeatedly touch their nose with your hemmorhoids until they wake up.
"Dude, your girlfriend is passed out on the floor and I need to do yoga." "Sounds like you can start your workout by setting a reverse strawberry alarm clock!"
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When someone (usually early in the morning) lets lose a silent but deadly fart. There after the persons partner who is then sleeping soundly in the bed with them, is awoken silently by the horrendous smell and looks up only to find the offender staring blankly back at them.
I was in a deep peaceful sleep when suddenly I was jolted out of my sleep by a terrible odor. I looked up and found that my partner had just given me a Helen Keller Alarm Clock.
When you need to hide an erection and you tuck it straight up into your waistband/beltline. The cock is similar to the hand of a clock at the 12-o-clock position.
guy: Hey, can you tell I have a raging hard on right now?
girl: What the fuck?
guy: Yeah, just did a little 12-o-clock tuck.
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