Hartwick College

A private liberal arts college just like all of the others in this country where all students are eligible to minor in mountain climbing before graduation and only those who are paralyzed don't play a sport.

Big Tuition Costs + Big Hills = Rich Kids Gettin into Shape

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boston college

The school with the most Fulbright Scholars in the U.S. (take that Harvard, MIT, Georgetown, and Notre Dame)

Sucks to B.U.! - Boston College's Fulbright Scholars

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college catalog

When there are any combination of black, asian, and white people of mixed genders present at any location.

Named after the pictures of diversity that colleges send to high school students.

Guy 1: Look dude, it's an Indian chick, black chick, and an asian and white guy in that car.
Guy 2: It's like a college catalog in there.

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Clown college

The school clowns go to.

He/she got rejected from clown college and decided to become a government or religious official instead to get even. He/she dedicated his/her life to becoming a supervillain, a super bully, a bully's bully.

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Will Rice College

Fuck Will Rice!

*Will Rice College Exists*
Literally Everyone Else: "Fuck Will Rice!!!"

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Thomas College

Small and lonely school in the middle of nowhere in the middle of Maine. Full of fucking awesome people. Spongebob, and the Bikini Bottom Squad, go here too. Thomas is worried that Colby College might buy out Thomas.

Holy shit, I went to a party last night at Thomas College and met up with Sponge and the gang

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college picnic

A long and expensive photoshoot in some godforsaken suburb with fake friends.

Chal college picnic chalte hai. Pics lenge.

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