Dane Cook Status

When u tell a joke at a high caliber, it is very funny and people relate to u. This comes after the Comedian Dane Cook who tells good jokes that are true.

WOW man that was halarious you be on that Dane Cook Status. Thanks Daniel

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cooking bacon

cooking bacon means asking people for spare change.
can be used:
''cook bacon''
''cook''

"I need another dollar"
"go cook bacon."

RIING!"hello?"
"what you up to?"
"cooking bacon."
"where?"
"at the mall"

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You Suck At Cooking

the only man who knows how to properly use a wang-jangler, and the only man who could ever steal my heart 🥵😩

person 1- you suck at cooking is so hot right 🥵
person 2- yeah 😩👹

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cooking on three burners

Your energy level is through the roof you can do anything with 110%

Hey man you ready to do this? Hell Ya I'm cooking on three burners.

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cooking red sauce

When a woman has her period

Yo bitch, you cooking red sauce?

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Cook is hard bite

When the crap has hit the fan or something unfortunate has happened.

Knockers Jane crashed her convertible last week. Cook is hard bite, eh.

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cooking all the dumplings

Making some sweet ass food for your pals or your gals

dude last night was lit i was cooking all the dumplings with this girl

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