Baltimore Blue Crab

An act where a woman places her legs behind her head, and you then place her in a full-nelson and fuck her in the ass.

I gave my wife a Baltimore Blue Crab, a month ago, she couldn't walk for a week!

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nippy the crab

A creature that has survived since before the dinosaurs. This elusive creature is found in areas of extreme cold.

Also used as a definetion of the extreme cold.

Man, its nippy the crab!

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Crab rangoon

Asian creampie

I don't care what anybody says I am not eating that crab rangoon

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The Cameroonian Crab Walk

When a Dark toned man from Cameroon gets into a crab like position, with his asshole wide and ready, then chases down small black children until they run out of breath and eventually get swallowed into his Chocolate Starfish.

"4 kids fell victim to the Cameroonian Crab walk so far"

backwards crab cake

Backwards crab cake is where you back your ass ontop a black guys dick and while he ducks you, you jerk off 2 other dudes

Hey I'm nick and I like doing the backwards crab cake

Southern Crab Dangle

The act of pleasuring a Chinese railworker by tickling his prostate with a saudering iron. (Illegal in 47 States)

Joan preformed the Southern Crab Dangle most sexily. kekekeke.

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Giant Enemy Crab

A giant crab that you can attack in its weak point for massive damage.

G-G-G-G-Giant Enemy Crab! Attack its weak point for massive damage.

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