Blowing your load all over a woman/especially on her face
I cream massacred a bitch last night.
The sticky cum drips of your penis and you try to flick it in her eye
Bro I was really trying to cream whip her last night, but my aim was off
When a man jizzes on the top of someone's head. It has to be sporadic, and can only occur if the recipient says "pretty please" right before climax. Variably, the man can top the creation with a Maraschino cherry.
"Last night, I was raw-dawging this girl, and at the very last second she yells PRETTY PLEASE. So I yanked it out and whip-creamed on the top of her head! I never even knew she liked whipped creaming! I made her call me Louis Pasteur, too."
Instant creaming is premature ejaculation that just happens to land on a face, coincidentally. Causing her to have an instant orgasm.
Robert screams out "Oh no! It's going to be an instant cream moment!"
Nikki: "I'll go get a towel"
Robert: "Instant Creaming"
To cream pie inside a woman's ass and for her to push it back out.
That Sophie is a right slut, she let me Chantilly cream her round the back of Lidls!
The process of mixing human semen and animal semen together and then penetrating it into an unprotected vagina.
guy: hey u wanna do summit f**cked up
girl: h3ll yh boi
guy: lemme put sum of dis doggy cream in yo pussay yh
girl: ew whats in there
guy: it is my... special formula :~)
A term used in the popular object show Inanimate Insanity that is used to express excitement and happiness. The character most known for this term is the character ‘taco’
Oj: “Hurry up taco give us the lemon!”
Taco:”SOWA CREAM”