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When a woman sees a man so hot she instantly queefs herself dry
Wow, that hot dude made me dirty Stefano myself so hard
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To dirty paint is to have a blank canvas i.e a very pale wench.
(Dirty painting is to try to make an improvement to an abomination of a woman which cant look any worse)
This act of dirty painting is when a fugly white girl is stripped down and have faecal matter from the artist rubbed all over the canvas. The artist may or may not choose to use a variation of bodily fluids for different colours. As in phlegm used for a green or a pale yellow, ear wax for orange, or spooge used for a white or a slimy texture. The dirty painting is only complete when the surface area of the wench is covered in exotic bodily fluids.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Wendy?
Guy 2: That disgustingly overweight blob that constantly smells like sweaty flab flaps?
Guy 1: Yeah! i heard some sick artist pinned her down and made her a dirty painting!?!?!?!
Guy 2: hope he made an improvement
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When you're having very kinky sex with a person that you hate. That is all folks
Hey Iida, were you having a dirty bakugou with someone last night?!
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after fingering a girl while she's having her period, you smear the blood on her cheeks war paint style.
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A sexual maneuver involving two females and one male. Both females are in the "doggy style" position next to each other. The male, with one hand behind his back and the other hoisting an alcoholic beverage high into the air, then proceeds to alternately penetrate both females in the "poop chute" (anally) "raw dog" (without a condom) with increasing speed.
Adam: Yo, did you hook with those two chicks last night?
Mike: Did I hook with them?? I gave them the Dirty Derr my friend!
Adam: Hell yeah man!! That's EPIC!
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Dirty jasmine.
Well, this is someone so attractive and drop dead gorgeous. And she always goes hard. If your with her make sure you look good. Cuz she will ride you like a bull. She is quick ... she is a real little dirty thing .
But just be careful. If you treat this person wrong she will give u the worst rollercoaster ride of your life. I heated that she can be a little bit of a biter..
Dirty jasmine is like a rollercoaster ride
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A dirty Finn is when your doing a girl so hard that your brains go out of your nose.
guy 1: I totally gave my ex a dirty Finn this morning
guy 2: NIOCE!!!
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