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A person that is a noob and that takes your drinks with no consent
I did a Corey you noob
another way of saying someone is stupid.
kenny: who was the first president?
steve: did you brain evaporate? it’s george washington.
kenny: my bad i’m slow.
did your brain evaporate? another way of saying someone is stupid.
GOoOoOoOoD DAMN! GOD DAMN! HOOOLY SHIT! He clapped him!
Hym "OOOOH SHIT! 'Especially if you're still going to miss!?' OH MAN! That was brutal! That was brutal. If you weren't clearly a plant sent to destroy me I would praise you for that! Holy shit! 'How did Genesis know that?' Oh shit the slavery thing too! Oh, God damn! Retraction: The Jews can enlsave the Jews. That's allowed but they have to let them men go. That was brutal. That whole debate must have looked like that memed scene from Dragonball Z where Goku slaps the shit out of Frieza. That was something. And what's interesting is how Dinesh kept appealing to HOW THE BIBLE IS BEING USED rather than what it actually says. That's Jordan Peterson's entire position actually: I'm using the bible for 'Good,' therefore, I am justified in using it instrumentally and reading my desires for other people's behavior into the book, post hoc. But damn! That was rough."
When a teacher says everyone did well, and your sitting there in class knowing forwell you failed
Teacher: everyone did really well on that test
Student: i only answered 2 out of 10 questions
when you see something that makes you want to either kill yourself or rip your eyes out of your socket
Bro what the fuck did I just see I want to rip my eyeballs out of my socket
Basically, the term for when a guy messes a girl around. They lead you on and then come up with a big pathetic excuse or 'problem' that is so 'horrible' that they cannot tell you meaning they cannot see you anymore. they either get with an ex or with a new girl and they also say the famous line of 'i didnt mean to mess you about'. blatently did if they had said that otherwise they wouldn't know so soon that they had.
natalie: so how did your date go?
emma: not too well, he did a greg.