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A man who loves a man is a homosexual. A man who gauges his penis hole for another man to stick his penis into has a dragon hole.
A. Oh my god, I am so glad I got my dragon hole done.
B. That's right, Michael, now you can REALLY be the woman.
(together) Hahahahahahahah.
B. Now take it, bitch.
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A person that has become so high and drunk that believes they truly are royalty. Under this title, they have high ranks of power to easily kill any minority around them. However, they may become exiled which leads them to lose all their powers temporarily. Due to their ego, they will continue to brag about their status, whether they have the title or not. They want the whole world to know how truly fucking awesome they are.
Man 1: Dude, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Dragon King: You can't touch me. I'll rip your nuts off and make you eat them. I am the motherfucking Dragon King.
Man 1: Too bad you're exiled.
Dragon King: FUUUUUUUU
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Mad Dragon is where you cum in a girls mouth and then hit the back of her head, and the cum flies out of her mouth like a dragon spitting fire.
Jerry:Dude you need to mad Dragon your wife , it's hot!
Gary:That sounds like fun.
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The highest class of rape-age. Triumphing over the admittedly weak "donkey rape." Used to describe the act of effectively making any subject, contest, test, person, pet, or illness ones "bitch."
Plain usage:
Wow guys, I really dragon raped that exam! I got a 100%!
Used inversely:
Dude, that exam dragon raped me, I failed!
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A Asian Kid who is the most popular kid at his school
Chick1: Who's that Asian Hotty?
Chick2: Thats Dragon Tran
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One who is in a constant state of wrong with a great knowledge of guns.
This person enjoys whippings from the local highschool girls, and the occasional flannel shirt.
A Dragon Slayer is a gentleman, and a scholar...faggot.
Yo man, you look hella Dragon Slayer today.
Dude I hate when you Dragon Slay everywhere!
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A move preformed when a girl is giving you head and you punch her in the stomach right when you cum, so as she inhales to catch her breath she takes all of the cum into her lungs.
"That bitch gave me some dank head so I dragon punched her ass."
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