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When a married bar patron has the hots for the bartender of the same sex and proceeds to further the relationship by waiting for him/her to get off shift. After a few apple pie shots for $2.00, the two move to the patio where they pour Busch Light over their naked bodies. Once drenched in Busch latte, the bar patron makes the first move by going in for a gentle kiss. The bartender allows the advance and joins in. After about five minutes, the bar patron requests a pizza pocket and goes home to their spouse.
Danny: I drove down Asbury Road and saw Scott giving Brad an Asbury Spread Eagle.
Todd: OMG, Lucky Brad!
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One who is a fan of The Eagles, and brings all topics back to them, but refuses to admit it.
My friend went to Amoeba yesterday, and met a closeted Eagles fan.
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Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.
Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.
In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.
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A fun mall based store that offers a "preppy" style such as Abercrombie & Fitch. The cloths are for skiny young kids. They cloths are affordable. Ussualy worn by rich popular kids. Kids that shop at this store don't like gothic people.
Rich Popular Kid #1 - Hey lets go and buy some "AE" cloths!
Rich Popular Kid #2 - Yeah, then we can go to this HOT party!
Rich Popular Kid #3 - Are any goths going?
Rich Popular Kid #2 - NOWAY!!! If they did I would so like DIE!!!
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A shitty clothing store run by racist white people. Don't believe me? Answer me this--have you ever seen a black or Latino guy working at an American Eagle Outfitters? I thought not.
Shop at American Eagle Outfitters and you're supporting communism.
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Built with either the jappiest of JAPS wearing golden goose and aviator nation or Brazilian kids who live in the nicest parts of boca trying to act ghetto with their saggy pants and wife beaters. Eagles landing is known for their students "protecting the nest". When in reality they all hate each other.
Hey did you see that ratchet kid in the saggy polo pants? Yeah, He goes to Eagles Landing Middle School
1. To be so ambitious as to lack hubris. To challenge the gods themselves. Often results in glorious failure.
2. An Iron Maiden song.
1. Icarus flew high into the sky with his wax wings, ignoring his father's warnings. The higher he flew the more the heat of the sun melted his wings, causing him to plummet to his death.
2. Dave saw a pair of crazy buffalo plaid pants in the store window display. He muttered "i shall fly where eagles dare" and marched inside.
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