A tri-state wide celebration where many oiled men edge themselves for as long as they can, if they cum early, their manhood is whacked with a shovel
Yo bro how long did you last at edge fest?
only 2 minutes and now i can’t get an erection
Someone who acts edgy but just ends up making everyone else uncomfortable
“The edge fest girl won’t stop self diagnosing herself”
A group having an orgy but not one of them get to finish.
Other wise known as an edgin orgy
A uni for people with severe social anxiety.
Friend from other Uni: why don’t you invite your flatmates to do stuff
Me: I can’t they go to Edge Hill University
Worst Song Ever by a goat voiced tramp. , Worst Guitar part ever .
The radio is turned off ,when edge of seventeen is played. How dare YOU, That is my FAVORITE SONG !
A man stroking his cock with a pile of dirt and shit on his penis as lube.
"Oh dude, this new show has me Dirty Edging"
This is when you are skibidi edging so hard you cant talk so you have no choice but to start mewing like our goat sigma leader Alexander Gay. skibidi edging means tucking your jhonson
Did you edge to mew last night?