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LAP EGGS

1) testicles
2) a handy mnemonix for remember the 7 Deadly Sins

1) Now that I'm 50, my lap eggs are often under me when I sit -- major ouch!
2)
Lust
Anger
Pride
Envy
Greed
Gluttony
Sloth

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2016


egg feaster

a guy who eats out a girl while she is on her period

guy "i ate out me gilrfriend when she was on her period"
girl "omg your an egg feaster!!!!"

by lollipop172 September 17, 2009


strawberry egg

When a girl is on her period, and a guy sticks an egg up a girls pussy, punctures a hole in it, and sucks out the egg's contents and her uterine lining at the same time.

Girl you let your man give you a strawberry egg? Nasty!

by ChineseCreamCheese July 16, 2011


Honesty Egg

The honesty egg was always in existence, there was no dinosaurs or adam and eve, it was all just the honesty egg

The honesty egg is our true lord and saviour, God never existed It was only the egg.

by FatWetWhale October 4, 2021


Jacuzzi Eggs

When you have a bad case of the sulphorous wind and you have a bath, causing a knoxious jacuzzi bubble effect

Wife "Holy Moly! Jeff what is that awful stink in the Bathroom ? "
Husband" Well Milly , Iv dropped a couple of Jacuzzi Eggs in the tub!"

by Woofie Van Dogstar May 12, 2010


lazy egg

A tiny little egg man that will turn Melissa’s mood around. Also he got a cute butt. Aka gudetame.

I was feeling doomed, but then I saw this lazy egg and now I’m shout-speaking about it’s cute butt.

by Real_Spen November 17, 2018


Noah the egg

noah is a retard egg that are cringe asf. you cant see this thing normal ``noah no dick`` this boy is not normal

girl1 ew noah the egg

by andrussy May 2, 2022