god i wanna rail this man so hard my lord
eli is so hot.(y/n)
omg ikr (person 2)
The name Elis without an E screams badass. They know their place but still respects the people around them. They will never need a man because know s women can do anything by themselves.
Sensitive when you press on their insecurities and use political reasoning against them.
Smart academically but a crackhead logically and mentally. They’re the life of the party and the one keeping group together.
Sarcasm and sassiness are their powers and it’s enough to pull people down. They’re the dream friends with charming humour, care, respect and responsibility. Hold them close and never let them go because you’ll regret what they’ll do after.
They’re toxic to people they dont like but super friendly with people they acquaintance or are friends with.
“Elis is walking towards that direction.”
“Shes the nice girl that I met.”
“I think you confused Elis with someone else.”
Is literally the hottest person. His best name his Bastian.
Bastian: Oh hello Elis, ur hot no homo
Elis: i know i am. duh!
the most pretty, talented, kind, cute, and smart cow in teh world
I wish I was like Eli
Eli is used to describe something or someone really big and heavy. If its a person, that means they eat a shit ton of junk food and are starting to get bigger than CaseOh.
"That truck is so Eli!"
"The universe is like Eli!"
the sexiest mf who pulls 5 bitches a day but can’t hold a solid conversation without saying “lol”.
they die for a few days then appear back in gcs saying they’re alive. it has a great sense of humor that consists of balls and dick.
“wow is that eli?? they’re so fine”
“omfg that’s gay bro”