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Eric Martinez is a mentally retarded flying cat.
Damn Eric Martinez looks stupid!
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The whitest guitar player alive, a man who plays with the feel and emotion of
a wet dishwag.
'God' of ripping off black blues players.
Eric Clapton, 'God' of inadvertently ripping off black blues players without credit.
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Fuckin fruity ass fanard who gets b's and c's while doin all the work 4 maself tha pimp and andrew da gangsta and we gettin a's and b's...generic eric is gay and if i had a nickel for every dick he's sucked in the past week, i'd have close to a dollar...when he sees this he's goin 2 cry, then go suck a fat dick cuz he is generic eric...the fagnard.
Generic Eric, Kool Aid doesn't have genitals, so stop fantasizing!!
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The act of performing an abe lincoln while the performer has red pubic hair. Simple as that.
That ginger gave your sister an "Eric the Red"... Ha Ha Ha (deep laugh)
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A kid that is very immature. He loves to start fights and has a bad temper. He sucks at baseball and thinks he is good.
John: "Yo did you see eric johnson yesterday?"
Steve: "Yeah he cursed out the umpire and then started to cry when he got thrown out"
John: "I know! I laughed so hard because he is such a bitch!"
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The term comes from experience, unfortunately the most awkward of such. Defines two terms such as a quick draw or what is known as a fast shooter. A man that can last a minute and thirty four seconds. Whether it be in a Dodge Stratus, at his brother's house, in a girl's bedroom. Average ETA for sperm
= a minute and thirty four, CUM on people!
How to make fun of a fast eric: buy a pack of thirty six condoms, spell out fast eric on the trunk of fast eric's hood, knowing it's twenty degrees outside pour water on condoms and let them freeze. See how fast he can scrap them off in the morning!
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One of the most one overrated guitar players of all time. Compared to Jimi Hendrix he's barely a guitar player. Don't get me wrong, I think Clapton is a great guitarist but I'm tired of my grandma telling me how amazing he is when I've listened to a lot of his stuff and have his records. Jimi Hendrix kicks his ass by far.
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