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Eric Clapton

The whitest guitar player alive, a man who plays with ­the feel and emotion of
a wet dishwag.

'God' of ripping off black blues players.

Eric Clapton, 'God' of inadvertently ripping off black blues players without credit.

by st April 21, 2005


Generic Eric

Fuckin fruity ass fanard who gets b's and c's while doin all the work 4 maself tha pimp and andrew da gangsta and we gettin a's and b's...generic eric is gay and if i had a nickel for every dick he's sucked in the past week, i'd have close to a dollar...when he sees this he's goin 2 cry, then go suck a fat dick cuz he is generic eric...the fagnard.

Generic Eric, Kool Aid doesn't have genitals, so stop fantasizing!!

by 6* Raley October 21, 2004


Eric the Red

The act of performing an abe lincoln while the performer has red pubic hair. Simple as that.

That ginger gave your sister an "Eric the Red"... Ha Ha Ha (deep laugh)

by Huge D September 05, 2006


Eric Johnson

A kid that is very immature. He loves to start fights and has a bad temper. He sucks at baseball and thinks he is good.

John: "Yo did you see eric johnson yesterday?"
Steve: "Yeah he cursed out the umpire and then started to cry when he got thrown out"
John: "I know! I laughed so hard because he is such a bitch!"

by Sarratt Smith-Brown October 20, 2010


Fast Eric

The term comes from experience, unfortunately the most awkward of such. Defines two terms such as a quick draw or what is known as a fast shooter. A man that can last a minute and thirty four seconds. Whether it be in a Dodge Stratus, at his brother's house, in a girl's bedroom. Average ETA for sperm
= a minute and thirty four, CUM on people!

How to make fun of a fast eric: buy a pack of thirty six condoms, spell out fast eric on the trunk of fast eric's hood, knowing it's twenty degrees outside pour water on condoms and let them freeze. See how fast he can scrap them off in the morning!

by Reality Condoms February 07, 2008


Eric Clapton

One of the most one overrated guitar players of all time. Compared to Jimi Hendrix he's barely a guitar player. Don't get me wrong, I think Clapton is a great guitarist but I'm tired of my grandma telling me how amazing he is when I've listened to a lot of his stuff and have his records. Jimi Hendrix kicks his ass by far.

Eric Clapton is not "god" -_-

by Pleading The Fifth January 13, 2012


Eric D.

Eric D. Is the most funny, attractive, Smart, loyal and most amazing human being to exist. You couldn't find anyone better than him.

He looks like he would be an Eric D.

by xxtayy_cookiexx December 21, 2016