February 5th

Fuck Viktor day

When its the february 5th u fuck a guy named Viktor with K not c

February 28

they day that kings or queens are born on

Friend:hey when is your birthday?
Y/N: February 28, why?
Friend:because someone said February 28 is when kings and queens are born

February 28

It is national buy someone a fish day

Why did she get you a fish
Because it is February 28

February 12

hug a friend day

hey it February 12 so we should hug

february 12

international blowjob day

Omg it's february 12 i have to give someone a blowjob

February 6th

National make your girl extra happy day

Babe babe you know what today is?

It’s national make your girl extra happy day

Yay February 6th

February 7th

A legend was born. Ashton Kutcher. Girls born on this day are hot as fuck too

She was born on February 7th