I feel pretty

I Feel Pretty is a statement directly relating to the totally awesome retro musical West Side Story.

unless you want to be called an egomanical freak, then it is recommended you use the proper tune, which can be listened to on YouTube if need be. Observe.

Please note that in this song gay refers to the happy kind and is not to be taken in any other way, although from how the character is acting during this sequence this could be debated.

Person One: I feel pretty! Oh So Pretty! Oh so pretty, and Witty, and GAYYYYY! And I pity any girl who isn't me todayyyy! Do do do do DEE do, do do do do DEE do...

Person Two: Shut up will you, shut up!

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I Feel Sick

A two-issue comic series from Jhonen Vasquez, focusing on Devi from JTHM's struggles as a comic book artist against a wall of ignorant editors (probably reflecting Nickelodeon's attitude to Invader Zim) and her rather unfortunate lovelife. Also features a cameo from Nny.

By the way, whisper it, it's his best (comic) work to date. Now go squeeze your Mister Spooky!

Tenna: "Soooo, how's your spleen?"
Devi: "It's doin' good."
Tenna: "Now that I've guided you into a more casual state of mind with my ninja-like precision, you wanna tell me what's wrong?"

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clop a feel

To feel one's breast.

"I didn't know if it was okay to clop a feel or not yet."

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feel like welfare

To feel your worst. Feeling gross.

Sally drank a flat of beer last night...The next morning when she woke, she turns to her boyfriend and says..."Man!, I feel like welfare today!"

You go camping for a week without washing or brushing your teeth...chances are "YOU FEEL LIKE WELFARE!"

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Feel my rug

The innocent, almost double entendre comment made by some normally called Norma-Jean asking if someone has felt her new skirt which when felt has the feel of a nice furry rug.

N-J to client "hey, would you like to feel my rug?"
Client" well, it's an offer I haven't had tonight"

never feeling love

Not believing in love. Never knowing the completion to life love brings. Many people that experience this end up single.

Wow she has the never feeling love syndrome!

12 oclock feels

when it’s midnight and you have nothing to do so you listen to sad music, and get in your feels.

“hey man wyd”-patrick

“nothing much just getting into my 12 oclock feels, hbu”-matt