Summer Fever

The feeling, or lack thereof, you get after school gets out, and you've finished all the things you dreamed about doing in the past months; you wake up about noon one day mid-vacation and you realize you've got nothing on your schedule besides eating and sleeping.

"Jeez, Bobby, I haven't seen you this bored since you caught summer fever in August.."
*Bobby throws a ping-pong ball at his dog*

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cotton fever

When you use your left over cottons from shooting heroin to try and get high again, but the result is that you accidentally inject cotton which will cause your body to feel sick and feverish.

I tried shooting one of my cottons today but it only made me sick,i must have cotton fever, my bones ached!

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Baby Fever

What your girlfriend or wife has when she begs you to get her pregnant and screams “Cum in me!” midway through sex just because she’s either really horny for a baby or either really, really loves you.

Damn man, I think my girl’s got Baby Fever, because she just won’t stopping begging me to cum inside her, get her preggerz and giver her some babies.

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fart fever

The fever you get when you fart uncontrollably and dehydrate yourslef.

Dude!! I farted so much from that fucking Mexican food that I contracted Fart Fever at a rate of 103 degrees!

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Jungle Fever

A song by young and upcoming rock band Sobra Kobra, based in Massachusetts.

I got the Jungle Fever, I ain't lookin' for a cure. When you got the Jungle Fever, you'll always come back for more!

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green fever

what pussies get when they cant handle a harmless drug called weed

kid 1: man i cant smoke anymore... im getting the green fever...
kid 2: fuckin pussy...

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maple fever

To love or lust someone from Canada.

Tommy: "Hey, you guys see that new hot chick in class from Canada?"

Billy: "Looks like someone's got maple fever."

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