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mow the field

Trimming the pubes on a very large human. Usually requires specialized equipment.

I have to go help aunt Bertha mow the field, she has a big date tonight.

by roughryder69 August 12, 2021


Ag Field

Where a bunch of MTG kids go to fight which ends up being broken up by the cops or people jumping in.

MTG Kid 1: Hey are you going to Ag Field? These two kids are gonna fight but i think one of them are gonna back out.
MTG Kid 2: Dude tell them to reschedule it at 7pm instead of 4pm I got to babysit my shithead little brother.

by Saturdays are for the boys October 13, 2017


Field Mechanic

A person who drives a toolbox truck (service truck) and provides expedite repairs on heavy equipment which is unreasonable or impossible to deliver to a repair facility. Field mechanics are notorious for working long hours in harsh enviroments

The oil rig broke down? Damn it! Call the Field Mechanic, tell him its an emergency!

by Tjcbiker October 19, 2022


Field crotch

A Vagina filled with fungi

My girlfriend has field crotch

by The French Whore January 10, 2016


Field Mouse

The small, hick town equivalent of a hood rat.

I lock it up because of the hood rat, well we ain’t got no hood so, field mouse I guess.

by mooseknuckles69 October 31, 2024


The Field School

An absurdly expensive private prep school with good teachers, terrible leadership, burnt out neurodivergent stoner students, and evil middle schoolers. Under the dictatorship of Supreme Leader Lori Strauss, prices for regular things are jacked way up while antisemitism is brushed over.

Student 1: "Have you heard what happened to The Field School after Lori Strauss took over?"
Student 2: "Yeah, we both go there. I can't believe she removed the Latin department by personally defenestrating Hugh McElroy."
Student 1: "Yeah, and the public execution she held for the physics teacher Jared was horrible."
Student 2: "Well at least we still have David Kongstvedt, Field School history teacher and writer of 2008's Osiris Ford."

by Botto B Bobbs January 7, 2024


The Field School

The Field School is a school in Washington DC, and it used to be a weed farm. Almost all of the kids
are stoned and the teachers are too. This is the legendary Field School. There is still weed growing behind the school nd in the science labs.

The Field School used to be a weed farm

by KiraLivesOn November 14, 2017