tore up from da floor up

a woman who wrecks her appear from years of hard drug use and other "wear and tear"

Larry: What do you think of Samantha?
Juan: yo dat chick tore up from da floor up you trippin 3 kids, tubes tied, 30s, smokes dope, been smokin dope
Larry: She used to look decent
(poor Larry hasn't seen Samantha in the last 15 years, just her pre dope ho pictures)

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tore up from the floor up

Being jacked as hell, somebody who has ripped legs, core, chest, and arms.

Wow, he must have been hitting them gym because he's tore up from the floor up.

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I seem to have done a toilet on the floor

What you say when you just had an accident.

"Dude, I seem to have done a toilet on the floor."
"Dude, clean it up, that is gross."

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A little floor spice makes everything nice.

1. What you say when your friends catch you eating something off the floor.
2. What you say to a friend that dropped something while cooking for a large group of people.

Boy: *drops cookie on the floor*

Girl: "Oh my god... Don't eat that!"

Boy: "What's wrong with it? A little floor spice makes everything nice. XD

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Roll Around on the Floor Like Lauren Lopez Day

Celebrated on the 7th of October, this holiday celebrates the amazing preformances of Lauren Lopez as Draco Malfoy in the YouTube sensations: A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel. On this day, everyone who loves AVPM/S gets to roll around on the floor!

Person 1: Dude why are you rolling around on the floor?
Person 2: It's "Roll Around on the Floor Like Lauren Lopez Day" duh!
Person 1: AWESOME! I LOVE AVPM!

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ll WeT Floor ll

the best halo 2 clan in the world, consisting of henry (the best) tom the 2nd best and constanti ans hing who are crap and let the clan down

oiii i hope we dont verse ll WeT Floor ll again cause they'll kick are ass again!!!!

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06/07 8th floor Brumabaugh (PSU)

The most elite and gorgeous floor that ever graced the Pennsylvania State University. Chock-full of gorgeous blondes, brunettes, and reheads, their isn't one ugly bitch on the floor. The floor is filled with smart, beautiful girls from the best cities around the country. 8th floor brumbaugh hotties love to party and live it up. Every current and former dorm floor at PSU know about us and are jealous. Don't you wish you could live with us?

You live in 06/07 8th floor Brumabaugh (PSU)? Damn you are lucky...i wish my floor was as good as yours

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