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A jar full of prescription pain pills that when shaken in hand, the sounds resembles that of a maracca.
There's a pain pill epidemic that allows out of state citizens to drive to Florida, get diagnosed and buy pills for cash at the same clinic. Pills like oxy's, roxy's, xanax, Percocet, vicadin etc...
I drove down south this weekend to buy pills for cash again.... Now when I go out to the bar tonight all I have to do is shake that Florida Maracca and all the women come running. Gets me laid every time!
The north Florida double decker is when I one gets a DUI and is responsible for an abortion before the age of 18.
Yeah bro Aidan is grounded rn for pulling off a north Florida double decker. Won’t be seeing him for a while.
A degenerative college composed of losers, weebs, and pedofiles.
Another day, another suicide at Florida Poly
A backwoods munition crafted by placing a lit M80 firecracker in the mouth of a bullfrog. The frog can then be thrown full speed at a target by hand. Alternatively, a slingshot can be used to for ranged accuracy.
That Taylor boy keeps running off with my chickens, that’s alright, he’s gonna have a Florida Flashbang aimed at him next time.
Welcome to Florida where you get chased by crack heads and you’re boyfriend gets high
The weirdest state. Where gatorade, old people, and an extremely complicated political state reside. also... LOTS OF ALLIGATORS EATING TOURISTS AND TANNED GANGSTERS. The armpit of the united states.
jeff: HEEEY, I was watching the news and apparently a man threw a crocodile into a Wendys.
jeff 2: Not suprised, its Florida am I right?