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Gorging on an excess of food after looking at a bunch of food porn.
The new issue of Bon Appetit made me want to food fap everything in sight.
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The petty crimes that cops prefer to enforce rather than the more heinous crimes that plague our society.
1. While responding to a reported rape or murder, the police officer stopped for some pig food and instead issued a parking ticket to a car that was missing its safety inspection sticker.
2. In the time it took the police officer to explain to a driver that he did not quite come to a complete stop at the stop sign, two women were raped and four murders took place; all cops care about anymore is getting that pig food.
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anyone who is new to a prison and will definetly get pumped in the bum
ben jones you will be my arse food for the next three weeks
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a co-worker who eats any and all food that is brought into work. He rummages through people's offices when they are not there and help himself to any candy, gum, cookies, etc. The food parasite NEVER, EVER brings anything in to share with other people nor does he contribute any money towards the purchase of any food.
Rudy is such a food parasite. One morning he ate a pound of bacon by himself when breakfast was served at work leaving some people with nothing at all.
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Cheap food (under ten dollars) that can be bought and consumed after 6pm and before 6 am (McDonald's, KFC, Hot Dogs, fast food in general).
I'm hungry, let's go get some Thot food.
You're a basic bitch, all you Finna have is some Thot food.
I'm never gonna by Thot food for my wifey.
I'm a top self B, I don't do Thot food.
If he buys you Thot food on the first date, you're a Thot.
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A mistake involving food, often resulting in regret and second-guessing. Taste, cost, and omission are the most common of these errors.
"Man, I should not have ordered the provolone wheel. Not only was it expensive but it wasn't that good. "Yeah dude, you definitely committed a food error".
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A Rockefeller Foundation-funded "elitist" who advocates "fat taxes" (ex. CSPI), banning fat people from restaurants (ex. MeMe Roth), forcing fat people to pay more for airline tickets (ex. MeMe Roth), and genetically-modified food while they also smear organic food (ex. CSPI and the Center for Consumer Freedom).
Food Nazi: The citizens need to give up their liberties to protect them from the evil food companies!
Me: Genetically-modified foods and aspartame and MSG and trans fats are your Reichstag Fires, you Rockefeller-funded Food Nazis! You're just like the Rothschild-funded Nazis!
Food Nazi: Pay no attention to the deranged conspiracy theorist! We do not receive Rockefeller funding! We never advocated trans fats! Anybody who says so is a shill for the food companies!
Me: HELLO?! MARCH 1988 NUTRITION ACTION NEWSLETTER ARTICLE TITLED "THE TRUTH ABOUT TRANS: HYDROGENATED OILS AREN'T GUILTY AS CHARGED"?!
Food Nazi: Don't make us sic our SS stormtroopers, I mean the police, on you and tase you!
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