Times Five

Used at the end of a sentence to describe something that is SO out of control or crazy as hell.

"Sorry I'm late. I just drove back from Manhattan. Traffic times five!"

OR

Dude 1: "I don't think I wanna hook up with that chick from the club anymore. She goes ape shit if I don't text her like all day."

Dude 2: "Yeah I hear u man. Psycho times 5. Hook up with someone else.

OR

Girl 1: "You put them back? How expensive were those shoes?"

Girl 2: "TOO much. Paycheck times five."

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Spok Five

The high five version in which you high five your target while in the Spok fingers position. Is not just for trekies it is a convienient high five that displays ones finger strength and skill at life, unlike a trekie. (No hating here just kidding)

You: SPOK FIVE!!! *yells at buddy*
Friend clone #34Q97: YEAH
*Spok Five ensues*
Both: AWESOME
*They go off to win the lottery and win at life and pwn everything in sight*

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fabulous five

the BEST, COOLEST group EVER!

wow, i wish i was like that fabulous five!

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Fab Five

Normally a basket ball team or gymnastics team, but can also be a group of girls. This group of girls are talented in the arts of singing and dancing. Also, they are typically popular, beautiful and well loved. And the five girls, always party.

"Did the Fab Five is throwing another party? They are so cool!"
"Did you see the Fab Five today? They looked sexy."

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cum five

After getting a blow job and cumming on a girl's face and hands.. The girl holds her hand up then gives the guy a "cum five" by slapping hands as it splatters.

After giving Chad a blow job Liz gives him a cum five!

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Mental Five

When you and a bro high five in your minds because a. You're too far away from each other to actually high five b. You both just can't be bothered to high five or c. Because the action/event was so awesome that a normal high five just wouldn't suffice

Alex: Woah dude that was so cool, mental five

Harry: Nice!

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Five o

n. When someone says five o they are referring to police. This was derived from the engine of the ford cop cars. The cars ran on 5 liter engines and had a 5.0 symbol on the side. In fact, the same symbol is used on the sides of the 5 liter ford mustangs.

Oh shit, five o. Dipset; we'll meet by the car in 10.

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