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A slang term for the color yellow. Made up just to piss people off and to be lazy.usaly used by teens in middle school.
Jesica:I want the lel low marker.
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Man did she have some low riders. She could have tucked them under her arms.
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A person (usually a girl) that truly believes that he/she is not high maintenance, when they actually are.
Yeah man, she is still telling me that I should be grateful she is so low maintenance!
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what you tell someone that she\he is (usually via an Instant Messenger), as an entertaining way to inform her\him that she\he is slow-witted. It is especially humorous when they just don’t get it.. hence the person’s being ‘(s)low’!!
Kelsey: ..Geez. You're awfully (s)low.
Eric: ...‘(s)low’? Don’t you mean ‘slow’?? If so, I’ll have you know that I run a mile in under five minutes.
Kelsey: I’m sure you do*coughnotcough*.. But no, I mean ‘(s)low’: what »you« are.
Eric: What d’ya mean?
Kelsey: I’m not telling you; that’s for me to know, and for you to one day embarasedly find out.
Eric: But I dunno.. Are you sure it’s not the same as ‘slow’?
Kelsey: The more that you enquire into the meaning of your title--‘(s)low’--the more that it proves your being such.
Eric: How’m I s’pose to know what it means..
Kelsey: You are (s)low, you know..
Eric: Jus‘ shut up, I’m thinking..
Kelsey: About what, *you* and the *word ‘(s)low’*?
Eric: May be, may be not..
Kelsey: Exactly, you are, which be why I call you ‘(s)low one’. Just proves my point.
*Looking too deeply into it, Eric tries the hardest he can to learn the meaning and\or pun of ‘(s)low’, not thinking to simply refer to UrbanDictionary.com.*
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An instult to someone's Father.
Dick: I can see you've uptarded to a fuckin' Chode.
Rod: Oh, that's a low blow. Speaking of low blows, how's your father?
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Derived from low wattage light bulbs, a Low Watt is an exceptionally tight or miserly individual. Will never buy anything he can’t download, boil the kettle twice the same night or buy a round in the pub.
Never offers petrol money but will always be sure to collect it, goes out having “Forgotten” his wallet, expects family members to fix up his house and garden not just at a discounted rate, but completely free of charge.
Dave: "Tight bastard still hasn't weighed in with the cash for that job we did, Stan."
Stan: "We won't get that. That low watt wouldn't give you the steam off his piss!"
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Also Known As Logan Soley...His Rapp Name...M-unit prefers to call him L-O-dubble-G-izzle.
She-O-dubble-Eena-''Su'p My L-O-dubble-G-izzle?''
Low-G-'' Notta Whole lot..I been low key''
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