an erotic act in which a female parts the hairs of the recipient's anus and then places their chin into the anal cavity, making it appear as though they have a french mustache.
EX.1
"dude did you see that girl i hooked up with last night she was hot"
"she was all right, but didnt it bother you that she had a cleft pallet"
"not really she gave me a french dennis and i couldnt see it, she kinda looked like cap'n crunch"
EX.2
"hey cecil how was your weekend?"
"you wouldnt belive it, bernice gave me a french dennis, then we watched spanglish while wearing davey crockett hats and 3-D goggles"
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The act when a women shoves either a slim jim or other form of beef jerky into her vaginal cavities while she is having her period and having a man lick and or eat the entire blood covered snack.
Dude last night my girlfriend gave me a taste of her French Schnitzel
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-loving your teacher
-looking up cuss words
-the only class you care about
-do you have a pencil?
-the teacher saying French words really fast to confuse you (especially during reciting words)
-messing up and calling your teacher Ms./Mrs. instead of Mme.
-Is this the real life? Or do I just love French?
*teacher says a bunch of crap*
You- ah French Class...
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Where your woman lays on her back with her legs in the air and you squat above her and dip your ballsack in to her wet pussy juice (jus de pusspuss).
"Hey Jim. I had a cracking French Dip last night, my sack was really moist."
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In the middle of making out you gently bite the other person's nose, often licking it a bit while doing it.
I gave Shauna I french bite yesterday!
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1 A Republican who is beginning to show signs of waking up from a trance to turn to policies that will lead to a better nation for future generations. 2 Any Republican who does not reflexively support President "Dubya" Bush's policies. USAGE Pejorative term used by conservatives to attack any Republican who begins to show even the slightest moderate tendencies.
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When a man utilizes his tongue to French kiss his partner's vagina while cramming his nose into her anal orifice in an Eskimo-kiss-like fashion.
Sideways James said to his friend Milky Dave, "Dude, I was with Karen last night and I totally gave her the French Eskimo. Come smell my face."
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