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tumble goat

when goat babeh falls cuz he shook

oh look it my tumble goat, he was shook by a bee :,(

by Axeolotl September 12, 2018

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goat gums

An infliction that causes ones gums and teeth to grow to gigantic proportions. Often uncoverable by lips and seen to be constantly twitchy.

Would you take a look at our Daniel??? His lips are twitching like fuck. Is he in tears cos he's just gassed Aunty Mays dog and killed it? Or is it that his goat gums are at full throttle?

by Lord Harworth August 5, 2006

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goat bash

This is a rather brutal way of getting off...first you have to engage in doggie style sex with a willing participant, then, right before you ejaculate, you bash them in the side as hard as you can as to tighten up all of their muscles for an amazing orgasm...usually followed by getting your ass beat by the participant.

Billy was doin' it doggie style with Sally, and right before he came he goat bashed her and as soon as she recovered she hit him with a pancake griddle.

by The fearsome jabberwockyklkl July 14, 2009

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Goat Style

The lowest form of "Winning" (Charlie Sheen Style). White trash celebrating victory, or completing a task in the creepiest manner possible.

1. Bernard drank to the point where he was hospitalized...that's Goat Style!

2. Giving a blind sided hug, so your hairy

shoulder winds up in the victims mouth. That's Goat Style!

3. Picking a hot blonde out of the crowd and sexually assaulting her gently...that's Goat Style!

4. Recommending the game Twister and homeless people for a large party with work friends is...GOAT STYLE!

by Goat Heaton December 13, 2011

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Mountain goat

A mountain goat is name after β€œthee Roy Thomson fae Granton/ Cali kartel

Roy Thomson’s legacy will be forever known as being second best to king Jordan the first of Horizon.

Roy went through his whole life battling the fact he simply wasn’t good enough to compete with Jordan at superior level

Roy Thomson is a mountain goat

by King Jordan of horizon December 12, 2019

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Pole Goat

a chick that will suck any cock (pole) without discretion. Often in exchange for a line of cocaine. Like goats at the petting Zoo will eat the paper containing your class assignment.

Everyone but me knows that Suzy, my BFF, is a pole goat. Lay a line on the back of the toilet for her, and she will suck off anything/anyone!

by majestricks December 5, 2009

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Holy Goat

LOL OMG WTF Crap and Ohhh,, shit. That's Awesome
all at the same time <3

''-Holy Goat! I'm brilliant!

by PrettyC February 3, 2012

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