goat sausage

a man with lots of whit pubic hair. looking identical to a goats penis

awe look at that old guy. bet he has a goat sausage

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arturo the goat

Most trillest nigga alive. Known to strattle the line of sus of no return yet still drowns in putang. The greatest of all time

Hey, who's that ? He's so awesome.

That's arturo the goat. He's so trill i can't even function

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goat gums

An infliction that causes ones gums and teeth to grow to gigantic proportions. Often uncoverable by lips and seen to be constantly twitchy.

Would you take a look at our Daniel??? His lips are twitching like fuck. Is he in tears cos he's just gassed Aunty Mays dog and killed it? Or is it that his goat gums are at full throttle?

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tumble goat

when goat babeh falls cuz he shook

oh look it my tumble goat, he was shook by a bee :,(

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Mountain goat

A mountain goat is name after “thee Roy Thomson fae Granton/ Cali kartel

Roy Thomson’s legacy will be forever known as being second best to king Jordan the first of Horizon.

Roy went through his whole life battling the fact he simply wasn’t good enough to compete with Jordan at superior level

Roy Thomson is a mountain goat

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goat bash

This is a rather brutal way of getting off...first you have to engage in doggie style sex with a willing participant, then, right before you ejaculate, you bash them in the side as hard as you can as to tighten up all of their muscles for an amazing orgasm...usually followed by getting your ass beat by the participant.

Billy was doin' it doggie style with Sally, and right before he came he goat bashed her and as soon as she recovered she hit him with a pancake griddle.

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Go the Goat

to attempt to demoralise or insight argument by way of stereotypical banter.

eg; she was giving as good as she got and he decided to go the goat.

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