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If you are leaving the room and want your chair back upon your return you can shout out "Golden Chair" and have it guaranteed for you.
A Golden Chair seat save is good for 30 minutes before it is forfeited.
Golden Chair I'll be right back.
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She has a creative mind and lives to dream. Caring, loving and funny are a few words to describe her. She's a keeper.
I have a crush on Abigail golden
When someone rectally inserts a hamster in themself. Their partner then procedes to drown the little cunt in piss.
My 4 year old daughters hamster went missing today. Chris Vinter has always enjoyed a golden hamster
When you take a shit of such velocity, it despatches itself down the u bend and is not visible in the pan. Furthermore, when you wipe your arse, you are delighted to find no poo on the paper, hence a clean exit and a ‘golden angel’.
If the paper is not clean upon wiping, and the shit is not visible in the pan, it is known as an ‘angel’
I must have been eating well because when I took my dump, it wasn’t just an angel, it was a golden angel - winner!!
Individuals and families fleeing densely populated areas and cities in the event of a societal collapse, looting all in their path. Most of these people will not know how to survive without a Walmart or McDonald's so they will likely pillage and loot the surrounding countryside as the cities will have likely succumbed to chaos and rioting.
I'm glad we live far enough out in the country that we'll be safe from the golden hoard if society ever collapses.
She’s a ten out of ten an absolute stunner
Never needs a man she’s what a man needs
Literally epitomises beauty she’s the pengiest of peng tings
Low-key crazy and stubborn but still has a great personality
She is worth her weight in gold
No girl can compete against such a melanin queen 👸🏾 🌹😻🐸
Naomi is a absolutely breathtaking she is the one and only Golden girl
Wrap your dick in 24k gold and go to town
Not only is he rich he's also huge! Last night he gave me the golden cucumber. This morning it looked like I was pissing goldschlagger.