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A person who threatens to commit suicide to get what they want
I wanted to break up with him but the moment I tried to get out he pulled the golden card
She’s a ten out of ten an absolute stunner
Never needs a man she’s what a man needs
Literally epitomises beauty she’s the pengiest of peng tings
Low-key crazy and stubborn but still has a great personality
She is worth her weight in gold
No girl can compete against such a melanin queen 👸🏾 🌹😻🐸
Naomi is a absolutely breathtaking she is the one and only Golden girl
When the vagina is so good it has you hooked. You will do anything for that piece of vagina.
What does she have a golden tomato?
Wrap your dick in 24k gold and go to town
Not only is he rich he's also huge! Last night he gave me the golden cucumber. This morning it looked like I was pissing goldschlagger.
a sexual act where a male pees with his balls over the partner's eyes and the dick hanging down the nose
Yeah, I gave that slut a golden gonzo.
The act of urinating on someone's eyes, most commonly as a sexual fetish but can also be performed as a practical joke or revenge (assumably while recipient is sleeping or of the like)
Person 1: "Thanks for dinner, would you like to come in for a drink, and after a few, i'll let you give me a Golden Veil."
Person 2: "You must have really enjoyed your meal."
A geeky looking dude who wears glasses and a beard, as well as a goofy hairstyle. This guy also tends to stutter and come up with weird playful insults. Typically dresses in clothes that do not match and he even walks like he's messed up in the head. He has a bad habit of blurting things out of no where. He never takes his head phones out of his ears, even to save his life.
Generally has good taste in music and video games, but not much else. Is addicted to television and movies. Is possibly a closeted homosexual. He also has violent tendencies and others must not let their guard down around him. Golden Koi can be a loveable guy, but also a major pain in the ass.
At the end of the day, Golden Koi is a human being and should be respected as such. Doesn't mean you have to kiss his ass, but simply be considerate of him, as you would be of anyone else.
Oh God. There comes ol' Golden Koi. This guy is fucking annoying sometimes.... Bless his heart.