how you doing

Phrase spoken to a person who walks in on a conversation that would sound wrong if they heard it.

Example 1:
Person 1 - I wouldn't worry about it. The computer says the average size for a 15 year old is 6.579 inches.
Person 2 - Yeah.
Person 1 - The thing is...
*person walks in*
Person 1 - How you doing? Doing good?


Example 2:
Person 1 - But you have to pay a lot of money for those.
Person 2 - I agree totally. I would never use those.
Person 1 - See, sometimes, I take my toy lightsaber and...
*person walks in*
Person 2 - How you doing? Doing good?

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how you doin'

an extremely annoying way that desperate guys, thinking they are cool, will greet a pretty girl on the streets. (usually accompanied by the old up and down and a head nod to his boiz) After this comment is issued, said individual will stare blatently at the girls butt/boobs.

Super Fiine Girl: (looks at the guy and looks away fast)

Creeper: Hey shawty, how you doin'? (eyes on boobs)

Super Fiine Girl: Go fuck yourself.

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how u doin?

1.Phrase used to point out someone sexy to a friend without being blatant. Must be used with an "Italian-New York" accent

2. Code for "Damn, he/she is gay"

Sexy guy walks in club
YOU: "Damn, how u doin?"
FRIEND: "He's hot. I'd let him hit it."

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Hows Miss Kitty?

A greeting used between women that means the same thing as ,"Hows your hammer hanging?"does to men.
In other words How you doing?,Hows your pussy?,Hows your sex life? all roled into one question.
Comes from the fact that another word for a kitty or cat is a pussy.

Hey,Hows Missy kitty?Hows Miss Kitty?

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How Le rude

Bigger, more powerful than "How rude"

Sam: "God your ugly"
Lisa: *gasp* "How LE rude!" *slap*

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The Game (how to win)

By not thinking about not losing the game thus you have created a double negative which means that by thinking about losing the game, you have accomplished the once thought unattainable achievment of winning the game. The object of your game now is to make everyone else lose. And by the way you lost the game.........hahahahahaha

I just thought of losing the game so i won. Hahaahaha what now bitchtits
The game (how to win)

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how 'bout slightly

A funny phrase that is used by most theme park fans. Can be used in most places in sentences, making it very versatile.

Hello how 'bout. It's slightly cold today, isn't it?

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