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spoon bender is a person who is so fat that when they sit on a spoon, it bends
Bob: Hey Jim sat on my spoon
Leeroy: Well, you're not getting it back because he's a total spoon bender
Bob: Damn! No my spoon!
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a combination of EVERY swear word..
CUNT+FUCK+SHIT+WANKER+PISS+ARSEHOLE etc etc= Sugar Spoon
James you are such a fucking SUGAR SPOON
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Waking up spooning, stuck together by dried blood between each others nether regions.
The rusty spoon gets me every time.
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The advanced version of spooning.
Extreme Spooning is the art of spooning while creating as much skin on skin contact as possible, to become more and more like a human pretzel. No sort of sexual penetration is required for extreme spooning but is often encourage.
Courtney: So my boyfriend really wasn't into sex last night but he did hold me.
Ashley: Well that was nice of him. I assumed he spooned you most of the night?
Courtney: Well, it was a bit more then that. We laid in bed naked, with his legs twisted around me and his hands running all over my body. I could definitely tell he was ready for some forking but it didn't happen.
Ashley: Honey, you've just experienced extreme spooning.
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A powerful sex move destroying the womans reproductive organs with a can of tuna.
Yeah, i tuna spooned Katie last night.
She died at the hospital
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Nigger that has a large out hanging jaw that looks like an ape.
That Spoon Jaw should be hanging from a vine.
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a broken bottle used as a weapon by an african american; also known as nigger knife.
that black fella at the bar cut up charlie with spoon shank
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