Someone Who has never watch porn on the internet
Person#1. Aye have you seen any good porn site.
Person#2.No I don't do that shit.
Person#1.You never saw a porn site.......U are a internet virgin.
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1) The world's worst web browser, that people with no technology knowledge (see also: n00b) use because they don't know better.
2) The web browser I'm NOT using to submit this definition. (see also: Mozilla)
3) teh suxorz
1) Dude, are you using Internet Explorer? Wow, you must LIKE spyware!
2) Inferior to Mozilla
3) Analogy- Sugar and Water:Mosquitoes::IE::Spyware
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A picture of a person who lokks more attractive than they usually are, mostly seen in black or with blurish effects.
Though it may be hard to resist, try not to look at it too hard, or you'll tend to like he or she. (mostly a her)
On myspace some girl looks so hot...
but when I met her at school I threw up in her face...
found out it was internet disease
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Internet whores are women looking for for a long term relationship by posting pictures of themselves as whores on the net.There is a subspecies of whore that is into casual sex, but has too many young kids at home to go to the bar. No self esteem and a rash that will not go away is often the result of visiting a one of these skanks.
He Billy I told you to put a sock on, if you were going to bang those internet whores.
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Someone who is your dad on the internet, and tells you what is right and what is wrong when it comes to the internet and dealing with the edgy kids who tell a joke and hurt your feelings. Someone you feel close to but respect as a superior and would not want to disrespect.
My internet dad said that dating an egirl is a bad idea.
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A congratulatory phrase given to someone who has done something cool/funny online.
lol, awesome! have an internet, i insist
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A fantastical language used by deluded, sexually deprived internet dwellers who have strayed so far from the edge of reality and into the world of the "interwebs" that even the dialect and language itself have become fragmented and replaced with running, esoteric internet jokes (a.k.a. "memes").
"Dude did you even understand what that guy was saying?"
"Not really man... I'm pretty sure he was speaking in internet-fag."
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