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every isaac i've met is gay i have never met a straight isaac in my life like honestly like they're all gay which is good for me so sorry women idc that this has the worst grammar and spelling ever it's like 3 am rn and i'm running off of 1 sprite
that i drank while taking medicine because i'm sick
Isaac is so fucjking hot but he's gay so i can';t date him that's so sad </3
idk where people are finding straight people named Isaac but every single Isaac I've EVER met is gay
I'm gay and my name is Isaac
Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill.
Isaac kept to himself, drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television.
Life was simple, and they were both happy. That was, until the day Isaac’s mom heard a voice from above.
“Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved.”
“I will do my best to save him, my Lord,” Isaac’s mother replied, rushing into Isaac’s room, removing all that was evil from his life.
Again the voice called to her, "Isaac’s soul is still corrupt. He needs to be cut off from all that is evil in this world and confess his sins."
“I will follow your instructions, Lord. I have faith in thee,” Isaac’s mother replied, as she locked Isaac in his room, away from the evils of the world.
One last time, Isaac’s mom heard the voice of God calling to her.
“You've done as I've asked, but I still question your devotion to me. To prove your faith, I will ask one more thing of you."
"Yes Lord, anything!” Isaac’s mother begged.
"To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice. Your son, Isaac, will be this sacrifice. Go into his room and end his life, as an offering to me to prove you love me above all else."
"Yes Lord", she replied, grabbing a butcher’s knife from the kitchen.
Isaac, watching through a crack in his door, trembled in fear.
Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trap door to the basement hidden under his rug.
Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch, just as his mother burst through his door, and threw himself down into the unknown depths below.
a dude who likes to drink and eat ass. he pees himself and has perfect teeth. he is married. long boy. isaac.
Don’t flirt with Isaac, he’s married and his wife is crazy.
sum guy with a really huge dick and will the fuck the shit out of you,
black
“yo, tell me sum bout isaac”
“he will prolly dick u down on sum thug shit
An Isaac is usually pretty chill but In some cases you will find that special one and that is our Isaac in this connotation. Here we see an Isaac who is fun at first sight but once you see through his ploys at attention you’ll find his true self. Isaac isn’t necessarily a SIMP, an F Boy, or even a womanizer, but he comes dangerously close to each and dare I say is a combo of all three. This Isaac also takes pride in the fact that he can’t act in a publicly respectable manner. He likes to try to be cool and act tough and funny by flexing his stupid job that nobody cares about to insult people with a life. Isaac also likes to act in a manner of high swagger by showing no respect to anyone unless it’s to their face (he may not even respect them in that instance if women are involved.) Isaac basically has no need for women other than to use them for his own interest and pleasure and then throw them away or insult them for fun and pretend to care by flirting. In the end this Isaac is an Isaac that you don’t want to be around with his disrespect for you grouped with disrespect for women and soiling of fun.
In class
Bro 1: dude maybe we’ll have some fun today without argument
Bro 2: nah bruh Isaac just pulled up he’s about to ruin any chance at a chill class