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Staten Island

the weirdest place in the world.
forgotten borough; should be part of nj
its divided into two parts: North Shore and South Shore;

one train that goes only to the ferry from tville:/
one mall; where all the guidos hang out
the "atrium" is apparently the coolest place ever
pot heads rule the island
the italians here are a discrace to the real ones.
the girls are wananbe whores and the guys think theyre cool if they get action by 13
no night life what so ever.
not suburbian and not a city.
former dump
nice place to live, right?
of course its not all bad... staten island is just 90% stereotypical.
u will find people who actually have a brain... but dont get ur hopes up... ur considered a loser if u have an average over 80.
bad place to live unless u have a car
frustrates the hell outta me.
AHH!!!!

guy:hey where u from man?
other guy:staten island.
guy:you mustve fucked up bad to end up in a shithole like that.
other guy: don't rub it in.

by sttnislndr365017221 June 21, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lonely Island

When a male gets a raging stonk on, he pulls it up and tucks it in his pants. Just so his bell end is popping out. Thus creating a Lonely Island. Often used on the Beach and often crops up in holiday snaps.

Haha! can see That Lonely Island!

by jeff93 January 7, 2010

37๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Long islanders

People who often attend upstate schools yet brag about how great long island is and how much it sucks at the school/city they are attending. Daddy buys them everything and anything.

Signs of someone from LI:
Girls wear head bands, cut off sweat pants, uggs or flip flops, sweatshirts, and rarely shower. UNLESS they are going out... then it can be 10 degrees and they have barely any clothes on.
Guys = assholes.
Most likely in a fraternity or sorority.

by UB student April 5, 2005

69๐Ÿ‘ 122๐Ÿ‘Ž


long island

A hopeless little island. People are always depressed and in a rush. In most areas, and in most cases, it's the fucking boonies. The education system here is horrible, and a little one-bedroom apartment is through the fucking roof.

Long Island is a miserable little hell-hole that is roughly an hour or so away from the greatest city in the world. Definitely one of the worst places to live in the world, considering that you're only an hour away from the greatest city in the world.

Long Island sucks. EXAMPLE(S): Little Johnny goes to school miserable, and then comes home with alcoholic and needle injecting parents that nag about the lawn. People fighting with thick accents about the quickest way to get to Subway, and ugly 40-year old girls who think they're cute for hitting on a 22 year old.

by Currency Counter January 15, 2012

17๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


pen island

the land of penis

did u go to pen island this weekend

by scrotoman January 20, 2011

30๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


bainbridge island

bainbridge island is the premier island destination in Washington's Puget Sound. Bainbridge is inhabited by many thugs who love to ride dirty and are fresh like stunnah who shine like paint and rule the summer. whether you are into girls volleyball(or spandex in general)high wasl scores or legendary academic clubs (see: chess/math/debate) bainbridge may be your spot.

Bainbridge Island is hood rich.

by Seven Inch Playah (tj benz) June 28, 2006

40๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


off the island

1) out of line

2) unpopular

3) antisocial

You are really so off the island (as in those reality tv shows where you get voted off because you're some kind of fuck-up)

by John R. December 29, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž