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Every Dave needs a toy and Daves toy boy will supply him with sweet treats and sexual please.
Often on guard ready to finger his ass with a Kit Kat and lick his belly button.
Ew look at him, he’s such a Daves Toyboy
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A crazy black man, homeless, who is a street thug and thinks he is in the vietnam war. Extremely racist, profound, stinky, dirty, and uneducated. Drug of choice: Syscurp, crack, malt liqour, beer, street pigeons and sewage rats.
"Hey look there goes niggity dave chasin that sewage rat down the sidewalk."
"That niggity dave needs to get his teeth fixed."
"Niggity dave, niggity dave."
"That niggity dave is one crazy fuck!"
"Look that niggity dave is chili dogging dirty mike in that prius!"
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One of the greatest comedians of our time. Dave Chappelle once hosted a show back in 2004 on Comdy Central called, Chappelle's Show. The show featured many skits, lots having to do with black and / or white people, and sometimes celebrities. However, after the 2nd season, the show sadly ended, the world then declined into depression. People thought their lives were ruined, because they would no longer hear the angel-like voice of Dave Chappelle any longer. Then something called, YouTube came along and everyone began posting Dave Chappelle clips, and the world was saved.
Dave Chappelle is my favorite comedian, and his voice is incredible.
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When the male partner is asked to peel a banana, gently insert it into the vagina and proceed to eat it down
Yo what you do last night?
I gave my girl a Banana Dave.
True did it taste good?
It was okay...
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Parental unity during a fastpitch softball tournament. Parents supporting and having each other’s backs.
I gotta run to the Grocery Outlet for some ice cream, so Dave’s got the dog.
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