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The act of getting a blow job from a fat chick while she shoves a tube of pepperoni up you ass and you drizzle tomato sauce on you balls.
I got a italian job from you sister lastnight.
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An italian boy who comes to the U.S. looking for an easy girl, one who hopes that by taking her to something exclusive like senior prom, he is guaranteed to have her be incredibly nice to him in return. Ultimately unsuccessful. Hence the word "crazy"
So did you guys have fun??
No, you were right. He was nothing by a Crazy Italian.
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1. A very healthy person with a well-balanced diet, plenty of sensory interaction the surrounding environment, muscular facial features and very furry eyebrows.
2. Any character on the television show "Sesame Street."
3. One who speaks one's opinions extremely loudly, is easily converted to feminism and similar ideals, and is suspected of doing drugs by thighmaster authority figures.
4. An amazingly sexy boy with irresistible, uber-manly stubble who still can't clear a height of 5'3".
1. I'm straight, but I'm still attracted to Italian boys. They're just so juicy and luscious. I want one in my room.
2. BERT: Hey, Ernie. Are you feeling Italian today?
ERNIE: You bet I am, Bert, That's why I'm so adorable and fuzzy, and why my voice sounds all silly and squeaky.
BERT: Shut up and kiss me.
3. Jordan is Italian. He can solve one face of a Rubix cube. He wears a hoodie. Mr. Adair does not trust him. Jordan once accidentally converted himself to feminism while giving a powerpoint on medieval gender roles. I know of at least three other Italian feminists, and I plan to become one when I grow up.
4. That Italian person is so hot. I wish he and I were a gay couple, and he played the man. Too bad he's two feet shorter than me.
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When Mark Wahlberg diddles your bum in a PT cruiser
Dude, got so fucked up last night at a club with Mark Wahlberg, and my ass hurts; must have gotten an italian job.
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Thought to be created by bored Italians, this sexual act involves a girls armpit and a man's shlolum. This is just as good as abstinence in preventing stds and pregancy.
Yo dude i just italian styled that chick...she has some fine ass armpits!
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when a bro rubs a hot pizza all over his dick and balls and a girl licks it off
My dick was saucey after that italian sarah mary gave me.
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Person 1: So I went out with this Italian Guy and he kissed my anus.
Person 2: Awww, your first Italian Kiss.
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