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A really kickass song from Smashing Pumpkins
"Welcome to nowhere fast"
-Jelly belly
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bracelets that hide your slit wrists
cathy uses jelly bracelets to hide her slit wrists
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A womans nipple that does not become erect during arousal.
Bro I was with this girl last night and I said damn whats up with the jelly nipples.
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ok the whole "game behind these bracelets, IS REALLY FUCKED OVER!!!< they just banned them at my school, and yea im pissed.. i wore them for fashion and so did all the other ppl that wore them, adults just might just have a dick up their asses NOT US!! i mean if i even wanted to have sex i would tell him/her not break their bracelets that cost them money, its fucking pathetic and pointless they would probably say no if i did break the bracelet cause they arent into it and if someone is! U R SICK FUCKS!!! GO AWAY! and ooo! my mom is gonna make me go to a psychiatrist cuz i dont listen to the school and wear my bracelets anyway under my sweatshirt so noone can see or break them anyway!!
*random person breaks angy's bracelet*
wats this mean?
*angy slaps person*
it means get off ur pathetic ass go ask someone and mayby ull get fucked! and also buy me a new fucking bracelets u bitch!!
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When you are performing anal sex on your girlfriend, pull out as you are about to ejaculate, you spread her ass cheeks apart and ejaculate around the opening, when you're done you squish her buttocks together, thus causing the ejaculate to squish out the top and bottom of the crack, as a jelly donut.
Last night I gave my lady "The Jelly Donut" just to watch the jizz squeeze out.
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The stuff I like to scrape off my anus with my fingernails and smell.
Mum: Hey what do you think you're doing?
Kid: Oh, don't worry mum, I'm not masturbating - only picking at my butt jelly.
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A sex position where you squirt lemon in the vagina and insert the penis to add a little sting
-sq
"Dayumnnnn he's really good at the jelly style"
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