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Jimmy Smitts

a gay ginger

What up Jimmy Smitts!

by offthatBLUEDREAM April 21, 2017


Jimmy Smitts

1. When someone gets way too drunk and/or gets drunk enough that they feel that re-enacting the character played by Jimmy Smitts in the "Tommyknockers" by walking drunk out of a 2nd story window is a good idea. This means they are drunk enough to do anything up to or equaling the level of drunken jackassery it takes to walk out of a 2nd story window.

2. A way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.

1. "Yeah, I pretty much turned into Jimmy Smitts last night, called my ex up, and told her to suck a cheeta's dick." or "I was thinking about choking the bitch, but I figured I'd turn into Jimmy Smitts instead."

2. "My Dad just got home, but I assure you I'm Jimmy Smitts."

by R.M. Williams July 1, 2008


Jimmy Jug

A vessel used for holding water, usually a large plastic bottle. Used to stay hydrated during one's travels.

Not to be confused with a Johnny Jug.

It was hot and dry in the convention hall so I took a swig of water from my Jimmy Jug to cool off.

by Mister Amoc December 13, 2015


jimmy jabs

Jimmy jabs is a form of competition held in the work place when the boss is gone.

Most popular in Brooklyn 99

Jimmy jabs is a form of competition held in the work place when the boss is gone.

Most popular in Brooklyn 99

by Sam’s a pedo March 29, 2021


Jimmy neutron

The lord our god we praise him so that we may live

Hail Jimmy Neutron Hail Jimmy Neutron hail Jimmy Neutron

by ALL-HAIL-JIMMY-NEUTRON October 23, 2019


Jimmy Neutron

When you’re about to bust during sex

Him: I’m boutta Jimmy Neutron in you!
Her: What the hell does that mean?
Him: GOTTA BLAST! *cums*

by YaBoiEE69 May 23, 2021


Jimmy pants

Ridiculously tight male dress pants, predominantly in the butt area. May cause restricted circulation, dizziness, difficulty breathing and infertility.

Ladies love Jimmy pants!

by Hangryness May 16, 2014