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Textbook Jockey

Someone who knows nothing except what they have learnt in textbooks. They are closed minded insincere and backwards thinking.

Girl 1: How did your therapy session go yesterday?

Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.

by my mAin Hack June 23, 2016


douche jockey

1. Famous djs who are djs because they are famous. Have no idea what talent is required in a dj booth because they are too busy being famous.

2. People who use their money, fame or influence to fuck up a party for everyone else because they want to hear what they want to hear.

1. "Paris Hilton claims to be a top 5 dj, and I agree, she is one of the top 5 douche jockeys in the world!"

2. "I wish those douche jockeys in VIP would stop getting my favorite dj kicked off the decks because he's not playing Flo-Rida."

by FunkyVs December 26, 2013


cackoffice jockey

1., someone whom prefers to hear themselves talk over listening
2., a back stabber that talks shit about fellow employees
3., lacking spine and/or balls to confront situations like an adult

4., prefers utilizing back stabbing skills to avoid work
5., a nosey coworker that rubber necks

Dude, friggen Todd ran into the wall because we was trying so hard to look in my office when he walked by!

-Yah, yesterday he was talking for ours about you behind your back to everyone
That's strange because he only ever wants to tell me about his weekend - doesn't want to hear about mine
-He is such a cackoffice jockey

by revere jr. December 4, 2020


Rig Jockey

Funkion one, Hennessey, void, elements, you name it! A Rig Jockey knows the perfect stack structure and calibrating for any locations. A Rig Jockey also keeps up on all the latest equipment. If you see a RJ in the sound booth you know you’re getting an audiophile experience.

Kyro is such a rig jockey, he spent 3 hours doing sound check today and he keeps referring to the subs as a she…

by Soundlaw June 28, 2023


Spit jockey

That one person who spits everywhere for no reason at all

Oh my gawd Jon is such a spit jockey

by Deadxroses May 30, 2016


Frog Jockey

A Bogan-Australian term for an arrogant French person.

French Guy: Sacre bleu, ziss beer taste like many men have urinated into a bottle and served it cold
Aussie guy: Shut up ya Frog jockey!

by m1nus0ne November 19, 2011


semen jockey

Someone who enjoys the taste of the salty substance

Carol has been a real semen jockey lately

Andy is a huge semen jockey

by Hernan Hernandez February 9, 2017