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Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."
Mateo: Yo! Juan Sebastian is gooning!
Person 2: I need to hide my Mongolian uncle!
Juan Sebastian is pure love. One thing for sure, Juan or Sebastian, or J-S…he doesn’t even know the complete extent of how his whole gorgeous being lights up Rachel’s heart and mind to a depth that cannot be calculated in numeric terms. It’s like the Richter scale, exponential.
He’s very handsome and very handy and yes it’s possible to be both at once. He’s an international man of mystery, with a penchant for facts. Yes, he’s clever and interesting and always captivates. He is thoughtful and always listens, even to the words left unsaid.
His vibe is chill, the creatures of the universe specifically cats, dogs and periquitos, admire his effortless magnetism.
Everyone should have the pleasure of loving and being loved by Juan Sebastian. But somehow Rachel became the luckiest of all.
I’ve never seen anything this Juan Sebastian in my whole life. What a gift from heaven.
Everything feels so Jean Sebastian, I couldn’t be happier.
I thought I knew that fact but I was Juan Sebastian‘ed to learn otherwise.
I needed to cudddle so I just Juan Sebastian’d it tonight.
11:11
Prank him John, except if the John in question is Hispanic/Latino.
José: Ándale mijo, Prank him, Juan!
Juan: starts clappin' some cheeks.
A spin off to getting some becky for those of us gay white guys with either a Mexican fetish or who just likes Mexicans like anyone else.
Damn I got lucky last night when a Mexican guy was letting me get some Juan from him last night
A Mexican Gamer who loves GoT and is unsure of his sexuality
Senior gotta get his freak on as the Juan Snow
That guy Juan paul got into the ring with Bloyd Mayweather!
YO! Triple-to-the-O! You caught dat new Juan Paul Vlog?!
typical willfully ignorant tool who is incapable of critical thought
Only a Juan Dooley would share such obvious propaganda as if it were not a right wing conspiracy