July 9

people are ambitious, positive, wise, funny, and eager to succeed. They will sacrifice a great deal of their time and effort in order to make their goals a reality. When July 9 folks reach their goals, especially financial ones, they are invariably generous to those they love.

Person: OH, You were born at july 9, what’s your goals? I’m sure you’ll succeed.
Creator: world domination.
Person: …

July 16th

The day that the “best friend” is born , the one who knows EVERYTHING but never tells . The one who loves but never loved .

Best friend: hey whens your birthday?
Them: July 16th ,why?
Best friend: Oh can you tell me the secrets ?
Them: no they are “secrets” for a reason.
Best friend: ugh.. nobody likes you .
Them: i know …..

July 26

Cute bitches only are born on july 26 (not all)

"Ohh its july 26"-girl
"It must be valeria's birthday"-girk 2

July 17th

Fight your cousin day

On July 17th you have to fight your cousin

July 2nd

the day masochist daddy dilf was born.

Today is July 2nd lol daddy dilf was born today

july 16th

On July 16, its another national dick suck day!

Hey guess what day it is
What?

July 16th
And what about it?
It's national suck day!

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July 8

The coolest person's birthday and whoever is born on this day is a very brave and curious person.

"My birthday is July 8 and I'm curious!"

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