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itsyourfavgoat finally got all the colors right
(@ itsyourfavgoat on tik tok)
ur mom: hey, what day is it today?
papi chulo: what do you mean?! today’s July 14th! when @itsyourfavgoat got all the colors right!
On July 14th you can ask anyone out as a joke or for real and see where it goes.
Jake: Hey it’s July 14th wanna be my girlfriend
Kelly: Yes
Also know as Geniuses’ National Day; It’s the day with the highest IQ average amongst all others. People born in July 10th are the most intelligent and the brightest.
I just scored an A+ in that test! I’m feeling like a July 10th born.
the day masochist daddy dilf was born.
Today is July 2nd lol daddy dilf was born today
On July 16, its another national dick suck day!
Hey guess what day it is
What?
July 16th
And what about it?
It's national suck day!
The coolest person's birthday and whoever is born on this day is a very brave and curious person.
"My birthday is July 8 and I'm curious!"
The birthday of someone so annoying that you could slam their arm in a car door and drive off with it still wedged between the door and the body of the car.
Is she a 28th July. Better get the car.