July 16th

The day that the “best friend” is born , the one who knows EVERYTHING but never tells . The one who loves but never loved .

Best friend: hey whens your birthday?
Them: July 16th ,why?
Best friend: Oh can you tell me the secrets ?
Them: no they are “secrets” for a reason.
Best friend: ugh.. nobody likes you .
Them: i know …..

July 17th

Fight your cousin day

On July 17th you have to fight your cousin

12 July

The people born on 12 July are so endearing ever! They will understand you and be with you forever! Even if it's your bad or good time! They are hot and cute as hell! They don't want anyone if they have only one person whom they love the most!

People born on 12 July are awesome!

9th July

The day the most beautiful most perfect woman ever existed becomes your one and only forever.

On the 9th July 2022, the most wonderful person I’ve ever met in my entire life becomes the person i want to be with for the rest of my life and i am so great full to ever meet her

July 2nd

the day masochist daddy dilf was born.

Today is July 2nd lol daddy dilf was born today

july 16th

On July 16, its another national dick suck day!

Hey guess what day it is
What?

July 16th
And what about it?
It's national suck day!

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July 8

The coolest person's birthday and whoever is born on this day is a very brave and curious person.

"My birthday is July 8 and I'm curious!"

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