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The Real Russian Kiss
2003/06/25
Russian people have a weird perception of a Russian kiss. This conclusion was made by the Vologda-based independent statistics agency. Specialists of the agency conducted an opinion poll among Russian people and asked them the following question: "What is a real Russian kiss?"
The results of the poll showed that a Russian kiss is a "very long and passionate kiss without spit or snot." A Russian kiss "makes your head spin, it makes you feel as if you are falling down and you do not have to analyze, where your lips are and where your tongue is." As a result of this explosion of feelings, a woman gives up and goes with the flow, whereas a kiss lasts the whole night, as a rule. There were some Russian people, who have never heard anything about a real Russian kiss. They think that a Russian kiss does not differ from any other kisses of other nationalities. Such people are in the minority. It is strange that such a minority exists in Russia, because former Soviet leader Leonid Brezhnev has shown everybody a very good example of the Russian kiss: "strong, unexpected, from the bottom of the heart."
Russian Kiss was said to be lady kissing your penis or kissing peoples with your anus...was two theories.
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A unicorn kiss is where you get down on your hands and knees and tuck your dick back between your thighs. Your partner enters you anally with a strap-on attached to his\her forehead and gives you a blowjob at the same time.
What's your favorite sex act?
A unicorn kiss
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(n)a person who sucks up to people
(v)to suck up to people
n)
jenny:(to jackie)look, there comes Jill. she's such a kiss ass
jill (to boss) may i help you?
jackie:wow. you're right!
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Just like a French kiss...but down unda!
Drew started by French kissing Macy, but soon got frisky and worked his way down to an Australian kiss.
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When in the throes of extreme passion, you bite/mash/
smash/press hard and/or touch your lover's teeth with your teeth. Serious sensual turn-on when implemented with a vengeance
but leaves no visible mark or damage- unlike a suck mark. Will rock him! A risky endeavor if you are a native Kentuckian or in-bred hillbilly.
"God! I love to teeth kiss Rick and mash his beautiful, white, straight, hard, shiny teeth with my orthodontically enhanced and whitened enamel-bits!"
"Teeth kiss me ruff and make me hot enuff' to do damage!"
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A Headbutt that knocks someone out. The headbutt is much used as a method of attack in Glasgow pubs on a friday night- hence the name The Glasgow Kiss.
Drunkard in a fight: "Say that once more mate and you'll be getting the Glasgow Kiss"
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Lesbian sex act where one woman rubs her girlie parts / vagina against another woman's girlie parts vagina.
This causes their legs to look like scissors (if you are lucky enough to actually witness this act)
Also see clam bumping or clam bumper
Two men getting it on is disgusting and wrong but two girls scissors kissing is wholesome and natural.
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