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A wooden dildo so girls will get splinters in their vaginas
My grandma used her kevin last night... it was hot I wasn't really sure if she was moaning of screaming out of pain but i liked it ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿
15👍 8👎
a guy that will seem like a great guy but will later back stab you and deny everything. according to him it will always be your fault.
624👍 572👎
A person who comes to an illogical conclusion based on irrelevant evidence.
Person 1: My doctor just called me and asked me to come and talk to him tomorrow about my STD test....
Person 2: Dude! Do you think you’re pregnant?
Person 1: No you idiot. Don’t do “a Kevin”.
51👍 37👎
Someone who is into Fembots. Wants to make love to them and lusts after them. Mainly Arcee from Transformers.
273👍 244👎
kevin is a loser. his eyes are almost as perfect as him. his body is extremely fuckable and he is he most adorable guy you will ever meet. his hair is black not brown and his teeth are perfect. kevin is a keeper.
“kevin’s a keeper”
7👍 2👎
the hottest of his cock is the size of the fucking moon he is so so cute i would fuck him so hard
who is that guy fucking that girl so hard with that big fat juicy dick. oh it’s just kevin
The most sexy god of all (with a huge penis)
Wow is that KEVIN I can tell by his huge penis that is bigger that the cab driver god jehu