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Calm your knob

An expression uttered when an individual reacts in an inappropriately excited manner to a given situation.

Jim: "Oh, my God. Did you see that guy hit on my girlfriend? He gave her a drink and smiled at her. He's totally trying to hit on her. I'm going to fight him."

Dave: "Calm your knob, Jim. He's the bartender."

by Annon665 December 5, 2021


licking door knobs

The act of a Ginger licking an object to gain an illness

'Gene was licking door knobs so he could stay home!'

by hamster hammer October 8, 2009

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mexican door knob

when you lay a fat chick on her stomach. and then you titty fuck her back fat relentlessly.

dude, i mexican door knobbed that beast last night.

by jizztiger April 22, 2011

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belgian door knob

The act of using a door knob as a butt plug, then when your done put it back on your parents/ room mates bedroom door. with our with out cleaning.

I hated that chicks parents so much i gave her and them a fucking Belgian Door knob.

My room mate is suck a stupid whore! I got her sister help me give her a Belgian Door Knob

by seabeejpd November 3, 2010

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Typical Cock Knob

Used to describe a person who is worse than both a "Cock" and a "Knob". Someone who more like the offspring of a cock and a knob, if it were possible for one to mate with the other.

Person A: Man, that dude just told my supervisor it was me who broke the TV, he knows I'll lose my job over it.

Person B: What a typical cock knob.

by BH7 February 2, 2011

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Knobbed him with a Python

The most satisfying kill in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Can have the pronoun changed as required, such as Knobbed him/her/them with a Python.

Often followed by a battle cry of "Python!"

I ran round the corner and someone fired an RPG past my head, so I knobbed him with a python, happy days!

by chaoticplanet January 26, 2011

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door knob licker

an individual lacking in intellectual prowess

look at that door knob licker on that harley wearing that cowboy hat sporting a mccain - palin t-shirt , ill bet he's a christian.

by culinarythug February 9, 2010

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