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Two loads in a pussy and one in the ass
I just took a liquid shocker last night for new years
When arguing with a partner, and to get them to see reason, you bust a nut in any sensory organ causing them to change their stance on the situation.
My girlfriend wouldn't let me hang out with the boys until I gave her some liquid logic.
When a very hairy male gets naked so that they can masturbate.
Dammit Jerry, can't you have you liquid gorilla fun at your own home?
Taking shots of alcohol periodically during a family or formal event while trying to maintain balance and composure.
I am not looking forward to my in-laws coming over this weekend. Saturday I might be walking the liquid tightrope.
Republican, famous country singer & songwriter, RV Salesman, and repairman, space-candy salesman, and professional unstoppable and unreachable assassin (calling card is a piece of horehound candy over each eyeball)
Griffin McElroy(co-voice of Tit Liquid): Hi everyone Its me Tit Liquid...
Travis McElroy(co-voice of Tit Liquid): Running for Republican Primary,
Justin McElroy(co-voice of Tit Liquid): Listen friends I've had a lot of great hits over the years, you remember 'em, you probably sing them to your baby at night, as they go off to sleep
Advertiser: This flask can hold 2 shots full of liquid gold!
Person: Oh, is that what they're calling alcohol nowadays?
When you drank to much alcohol and you think your a genious. You want everyone to hear what you have to say and think whatever you say is the best opinion.
We were at the bar, my buddy wouldn't stop talking about all his great ideas, he had liquid knowledge.