A guy carries a lot of loserness when he hits on all the girls he knows but doesnt date any. He is fat and people call him "fluffy". His favorite hairstyle is highlighted spikes soaked in gel.
Thiago is such a loser!!!He is full of loserness because of his huge ass and his hairstyle.
Anyone who does these things. Listen to Car seat headrest, neutral milk hotel, the microphones, and has a high rank in valorant, over watch, rivals and posts with memes and cats and Rio de Janeiro
Dude mauricio is such a internet loser, he plays rivals all day and listens to car seat headrest
A court ordered breathalizer installed to immobilize the ignition of a drunk loser.
I tried to take a chick home from the bar, but I couldn't get my car started because of my loser lock.
Hay loser is someone who loses a race and gets a hay bale thrown at them.
Christian: Hay loser! Here's a hay bale.
Beth: Noooooo! *Gets hit by a hay bale*
A couch in which the losers at -insert video game you're playing here- are forced to sit while they wait to rejoin the next round of said game.
Lizzy, You are playing like you should be sitting on the loser couch with Blake!
Someone who writes definitions for names on urban dictionary
1: "Did you see the definition for insert name here?"
2: "Yeah whoever wrote that is a loser"
What defines a loser you may ask? Well that is an easy question to answer, Max might be the biggest loser of all!
“that person is acting JUST like Max, no?”
“oh yeah they’re such a loser”