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Luke Gaffney

1 - Used to describe a night that, due to excessive consumption of alcohol, is missing a substantial time period.
2 - Used to describe a drink that causes such a night.

The phrase Luke Gaffney derives from an actual person, one Mr Luke Gaffney, a rugby player from the North of England. When questioned about his drunken actions, Mr Gaffney frequently replied "I can't remember" in a thinly veiled attempt to preserve his dignity.

1. A) So what was your night like on Saturday?
B) I don't know, it was a bit of a Luke Gaffney.

2. A) I'll have a Luke Gaffney please.

by J Wilkinson October 21, 2007


Fat Luke

A person who is fat,and has perogy tits. An example of one who spills.

Pssst... fat luke is fat.

by PLagg February 01, 2005


Luke Walton

1. A nba SF who is never allowed at mbenga ranch.
2. Handjob

1. Have you seen Luke Walton? its his birthday.
2. Yes i got a Luke Walton from my girlfriend, it was very unpleasant, id rather not talk about it.

by the one and only #38 February 04, 2009


luke jones

The greatest person of all time. After Jesus /god❤️. Best basketball player ever🏀🔥.

Luke Jones is the G. O. A. T.

by Alexis2342 June 21, 2017


Luke W

A complete utter twat that really needs to get a life a stop playing minecraft for once. If you ever get a chance to hit this mong please take it! His fat flabby moobs defy the laws of man and women. Stay at least a mile from this individual at all times. Failing to do so can damage braincells.

Scientific knowledge on Luke Warren:

Not much scientifically is known on the "Luke Warren" because of the fact that its poisonous sweat pits are fatal which not even the common deodorant can eradicate.

Boy 1: Whats that smell?
Boy 2: Smells like a Luke W to me
Boy 1: Lets get outta here!!

by WhaleyTheGreat November 24, 2014


luke wallising

the act of one penetrating their anal cavity with their index finger

eww dude! u were luke wallising

by Azheet Mdrurz August 24, 2006


Luke Schenn

A defensive defensman of the Toronto Maple Leafs. He was drafted 5th overall in the 2008 NHL entry draft. While he is growing into a solid shut-down blueliner, Leafs' fans tend to overrate his worth in regards to other players.

Joe: Hey dude, The Capitals have offered us Ovechkin and Backstrom in exchange for Luke Schenn and Jamal Mayers! We'll make the playoffs with them for sure!

Leafs' Fan: NO! WE CAN'T TRADE LUKE SCHENN! HE'S BETTER THAN BOTH OF THEM COMBINED!

by NHL Humor July 21, 2009