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ayyy this thot is real thiqq. like for real a deadass snack. she will literally finesse anyone including your dad and grandpa or maybe even your grandma cause it is 2017 so fuck off. also she loves to suck bbvc and she considers it one of her main talents and is putting it on her college resume. she is the church leader at our school and loves converting people on her free time. she is the kind of person who wants to be a slutty nun when she grows up. like one when she prays at 5 and then fucks the pope at 7.
i want to excommunicate madison
Madison is a girls name whom is usually in her teens. They will usually have brown hair and mainly blue eyes with a little green. They are smart, beautiful, caring, and sweet. They may seem innocent and shy at first but once you get to know them they will transform into this sarcastic, hilarious human being. They are always trying to make others happy no matter how much it kills them inside. They just want others to be happy even if they are upset. They are truly beautiful but never think that. Their friends will always remind her, but she never believes them and thinks horribly of herself. Every girl envy’s her and every guy wants her. Everyone either wants to be her, or be in her. She is a great best friend, sister, daughter and girlfriend. Guys, if you ever find a Madison, snatch her up and never let her go. Even if you can be her boyfriend, try to be her guy friend. She probably needs one and she is an amazing friend that will keep your secrets and never betray you. They are very honest and caring and will NEVER cheat on a boyfriend. If you are her guy, you are hers and no one else will be. She very loyal. Find yourself a Madison!
Guy 1: Dude look! That’s Madison, she so sweet and cute.
Guy 2: Yeah, but we don’t even have a chance with her
Madison is a very kind and loyal person. She always has the right words to say, at the right times. If you ever become friends with a Madison, don’t let her go. It will be the biggest mistake you ever made. She is also very beautiful. She will deny it, but she’s so beautiful and everyone else knows it. she makes other girls jealous because of how pretty she is, she has an amazing laugh, an amazing smile and just an amazing personality. she can be “rude” at times, but she’ll basically always apologize. Don’t ever let a Madison go. she will stay by your side 9/10 times. She’s amazing.
Person 1: “wow she’s so beautiful, she must be a Madison”
The most girl you’ll ever meet. She can love hard and will ride for you until the wheels fall off. She is normally very outgoing and smart and she has an incredible sense of humor. Her laugh is extremely contagious and smile could cure cancer.
Guy 1: Bro have you met Madison?
Guy 2: Lmao yeah her smile could cure cancer. I need that
Guy 1: Want the lob?
Guy 2: HELL YEAH
Madison, hope this doesn't go over your head. You're small. Believe It Or Not you hold the world record for the shortest person ever, go tell Guinness World Records. You should carry a ladder with you everywhere you go, and have 10 booster seats in your car.
I'd say Madison is starting to grow on me, but that's literally impossible.
Madisons are dickheads And should not be trusted
If you're friends with a Madison try not to get heartbroken by that bitch
UGH! I just hate Madison shes such a bastard.