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magic pussy

a pussy that if you stick your dick into it, you'll never get desperate again. You'll be the most confident motherfucker on the face of the earth, and will start to accept girls for who they are, rather than what they got. Very few girls have it. Not all celebrity women have it, even some girls who aren't celebrities, but just very hot bitches have it. approximately 1/1000 jocks have gotten it, and some male celebrities.

I hit the magic pussy and bust both nuts permanently. What a mess, but it felt good tho.

by bojzzle September 2, 2004

98๐Ÿ‘ 159๐Ÿ‘Ž


Magical Sex

It is when a man shows a woman his "Sword" and she shows him her "Mana pit" and her two "Bombs" and he puts his sword in her mana pit until it enchants the sword and then its starts shooting magic beems in the mana pit in which it creates pleasure for them both.

"WOW, i just heard you and zarflak just had magical sex."

by Ryan Corbett the second March 4, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Magic Firewater

A really great high school band
it included Paco, Ryan, James, and Steve. They have some great songs and they are super fantastical!

"Title Wave" by Magic Firewater rocks!!

by xoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxox54 October 4, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Magic Waters

The shittiest water park in Cherry Valley (near Rockford) Actually the shittiest waterpark in the world. Working there sucks more than attending.

Filled with Mexicans, all the time. Sometimes they are clothed, sometimes wearing swimsuits.

I just took a Magic Waters dump.

by Johnny Benjamin April 17, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Magic Sauce

Sperm spat from a males penis!

Man I skeeted magic sauce all over that ho!....or...Hey gurl u lookin a lil tense, y don't you let me give u a massage with my special Magic Sauce! or Yo I think dem mofos put some magic sauce on my burger da other nite

by DatRuTH21 March 21, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Duck Magic

Magic unlike any other. Duck magic is something like a miracle appearing before you very eyes. Duck Magic originated when a duck appeared from thin air in the brush.

I got this term paper done in 10 minutes. It was like Duck Magic.

by Cacinogen33 April 1, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Magical Massager

The one back massager in the house your mom never lets you use.

"Mommy my back hurts can I use that big new big Magical massager"

"NO BITCH THATS MINE I NEED IT TONIGHT YOUR GROUNDED BITCH"

by doughballfro92 June 24, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž