Mario is a man who saves the princess every fucking day AND IS SO TIRED OF IT HE WANTS TO HANG HIM SELF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mario Mario oh my hero, your last name is Mario, but how YOUR FIRST NAME IS MARIO >:(
The rise of Mario mains in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate; Objectively better than the Falco agenda.
Tryhard: Have you heard of the Falco Agenda? It means that Falco is really good! And it onl . . .
Cool guy: I'm more of a Mario Manifesto man myself. *proceeds to take the tryhard to dunkin donuts.*
A sigma mario taking a fartainius dump or a normal dump.
And by dump i mean taking a shit.
Marcus: Look its mario taking a Mario sigma dumpy
It's for me Canadian Mario meanwhile you're watching the Canadian Mario song you have to give me head you sick Canadian
John:Have you watched the Canadian Mario show
Jack:what the hell is the Canadian Mario
When the guy is about to have sex with you but he pulls down his pants and Danny Devito dressed as Mario pops put.
Yo dude, I was getting violently fucked last night but the guy turned out to be a Mario Dick